Stories, Anecdotes, and War Relics
from the World of Rowing
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- Hoea Kaha--Paddle Strongly
I write these words in praise of many things. In praise of the Waikato river with its swirls and currents, its hidden corners and sandbanks, and in praise of the people who took the time to paddle with us
- Rowing in All 50 States
Wouldn’t it be nice to row on the Mississippi up north where it is small? This would be an excuse to prowl around the Rocky Mountains. New York’s Finger Lakes and New England are all pretty places. Let’s explore them by boat. And so the plot was hatched!
- A Memorable Race at Henley Women’s Regatta
A recounting, from the umpire's launch, of the epic 2012 Peabody Cup Final between Phillips Exeter and Mt St Joseph.
- Nights before a Championship…
Anyone who has ever participated in a sport knows the feeling…the pre-competition nerves that take over on the eve of competition.
About halfway down the lake, I noticed a very peculiar trend. Some of the other boats were already heading back, not even fifteen minutes into the practice.
A poem by Rose Ehrlich, a senior who rows two-seat for the Mount Saint Joseph varsity eight. She wrote this poem to read to her team mates at the boat talk before her final Head of the Charles rowing for the Mount.
- Gently Down the Stream
I was a coxswain at Merion Mercy Academy in Philadelphia for the past 4 years of high school, so when asked to write a definition paper for my english class, naturally, I defined the word "crew". The meaning came upon me during last years Head of the Charles regatta, so I felt it necessary to share it with the rowing world headed to Boston this year.
- 7AM Warmup in Oak Ridge
Junior rower Hannah Weiss bring us this essay, about her "first ever row before dawn" in Oak Ridge, TN.
- 6 am Practice
Junior lightweight rower Samantha Brecht makes her second contribution to row2k with a poem on the everyday early morning practices that help her crew to their goals
- Reflections from a Rogue Rower
It's on, baby. For me that means forgetting that I am now in the third race of my entire two-year illustrious rowing career, rowing against men who collectively have sixty-years (or more) rowing experience. My start sucks...
- RBC Horrorshow: Halloween on the Charles
I get all misty eyed thinking of the 30-deep field for the Armada Cup Boston: a Hawaiian tourist here, a bumble bee there-oh look, there's a dude in gold sequined flashdance 4ss pants! And what's this? What do my keen ears detect? Could it be the Bee Gees' "Stayin Alive" drifting out across the field?
- Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Junior lightweight rower Samantha Brecht makes her row2k debut with an essay on high school rowing in Philadelphia from the rower's perspective
- The 2K
If you are one who participates in the "legendary" sport called crew, you certainly know the one aspect that is dreaded by all, the 2k.
- Kerry Encounter at the 2006 Head Of The Charles Regatta
I stop, look at him, and said, "Dude, you look a lot like John Kerry" He responds; "because I am".
- Tell Me Rowers
Tell me rowers eight and strong, why do you pull the boat along?
- Best Lesson I Ever Had!
- Christening of the Charlie Grimes
Comments from David H. Wight of the 1956 Olympic Crew
- Note to the Rowing Community from John and Phoebe Murphy
- Orange and Maroon Effect Day at SIRA's
- Misty Morning
...a boat gliding across the water, the movement of the crew reduced by the fog. A boat of the dead, the Flying Dutchmen of Townlake.
- Eight Tough Minutes: Lindsay Meyer
US JW1x bronze medalist Lindsay Meyer's account of her Jr. Worlds semifinal; in 2006, Meyer was the first U.S. junior women's sculler ever to medal at the World Championships
- Vires et Honestas
"Attention!" This is it. Are you ready?
- Head of the Fox Salutes Matt Fox
The 17th annual Tail of the Fox Regatta in was about a lot more than a great day of racing on the Fox River.
- Next thing I know, I am under water
We proceeded at stately pace through the basin, in a two story tall power boat, with an orange Van Dusen perched across the rear guardrails, gently waking everyone and everything
- 8,999 Meters
Nothing quite like a warm bath in the morning...
- Camp Reflections
"We learned from the coaching; we learned from each other:" Jim Preston recalls a week at The All American Rowing Camp masters camps
- If you're rowing in Texas while Dick Cheney's out hunting, what boat should you row?
- Early Morning
- Coxswains Can Fly
This is not the story of a first practice, or a novice race, or a monster crab. No.
- An Ode to the 8
Heavy, outdated, full of wood/You gave us the best that you could.
The High School Rowing Life |
My friends think I’m crazy.
The Colgate Snow Coxed Four
Ready all - melt - please...
Sully's Rowing Christmas Carols
Torque gets first!!!
Otter Attacks Coaching Staff
Otter terrorizes rowing coaches
Rowing in Iraq
Letter from Iraq, Diane F. Godorov, D.O. CPT MC, US Army
A crab in the life of a novice eight
Whoah, Coach never told me that could happen
The Worst Erg Music
Stop asking me why we build castles in the sky - I'm trying to erg!
A Rowing Billet-Doux
Shakespeare on Morning Practices
To bed, or not to bed: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to linger
Twixt sheets and pillows of luxurious fortune,
Or to take oars to row a sea of honors,
And by stroking win them? To row--or sleep...
What Game Are They Playing?
"The lessons of life are learned on the playing fields. Camus said that the only context in which he really learned ethics was sport. Athletes compete, deal.with winning and losing, bond with and resolve conflicts with teammates. They learn to manage their time and multitask. All of this makes them successful in life."
Seat-Racing A Twinkie
The oars barely clear the puddles, the blades seem to hesitate for weeks above the water and then thrash in with all the grace of a drunken spider doing a belly flop. It's one of those days. You've cajoled, you've cursed, you've thrown your megaphone.
But wait, you think. I know what'll shake them up...
Athens Here I Come
This little rowing misadventure begins with a Saturday night out on the town with some friends, a few gin and tonics too many, and a woozy feeling of: "I think that I'm forgetting something" as my head hit the pillow at about 3am.
Truly memorable, holy-beegeezus crabs
One for the Team
Subcontinental Rowing Technique
It All Began with a Flip
From Ground Zero to Cabo: Chris Fenyo Update
Nuptials: Jeanne Sussmann and Dave LeFebvre
Yes, I Talk to Myself
High School Parents' Row
Poem: Night River
Poem: Moonlit Row; and A Riddle
Traveling? Pack The Rowing Trou
Ode to the River
The Portland Party Barge
I-Lan Photo Album
Not Your Everday Flatwater Regatta
Lake Merritt Diary
Is It a World Record?
So, What's it Like to Row 115 Miles?
The CPR (Corvallis-to-Portland Row), by Ted Katauskas
Single Sculling as Mirror
First Thing in the Morning
Note from Shawn Scholl
In Memoriam: A Tribute to Chuck Colgan
Alex Binkley Goes 100,000 Meters on the Erg
Day One: My First Practice
Cal brings suit against US Rowing
Bail, Bail, Bail Your Boat: A CPR Memoir
Ted Katauskas reports on the 115-mile Corvallis-to-Portland Row.
A Piece of Humble Crab Pie
Exam Tips for Rowers
The Refoundation of the London School of Economics Soviet Socialist Rowingclub (LSE SSR)
an account of the rebirth of a rowing program that could have been a debacle, save for the detached, almost Zen-like attitude of the participants, and the fact that they were given a small budget which they intelligently directed toward the purchase of spirits. Including the choice inspirational quotes: "We decide not to warm-up before the race, because we are all out-of-shape and might get tired;" "Not only do no women catch us, but we pass several crews..." and many more.
A Rowing Poem
Taiwan 1998 - the Formosan Fandango
Rowing Community loses Good Friend
If Only He Can Row
A Christmas poem
You know you are a rower when...
From "Power Lunches" To "Power 10s"
From Stockbroker to Speed merchant...Steve Bohler's journey from Wall St. to rowing coach at Oxford.
This Breaking Light, and Sun Rise On The Charles
A Letter from a Loving "Rowing" Spouse
What happens when your wife is coxing the crew you're racing against?