The 7/16 wrench that went missing out of your toolbox has been found. The missing item was located in the passenger side "stuff bin" of a '94 Toyota Tercel, owned by team member Jay Laplante (Junior). While Laplante claims not to know "how it got there," all available evidence points to Laplante's team- and roomate James "Jimmy" Wilson, also a Junior, who tends to sit passenger side in the Tercel to and from practices, except on the occasional Saturday morning, or on mornings after mixers at the Delta Sigma Delta sorority.
As to when the wrench went missing, circumstantial evidence would seem to indicate that it happened on the day the trailer was unloaded after the Spring Break trip to Oak Ridge, and the shells were re-rigged. Since the loading and rigging happened before rowing, Wilson would have been wearing his ubiquitous cargo pants, into which back pocket the wrench would have been placed between riggers, or while Wilson was hitting on Freshman Gina Labriola from the novice squad. When returning home from practice, Wilson would have sat on the wrench as he got into Laplante's Tercel, pulled it out of his pants, and placed it in the stuff bin next to him.
Laplante has returned the wrench to your toolbox in time for this weekends' racing. In related news, your pitchmeter is on the top rim of the cabinet in the basement, where you left it after levelling out the washing machine and dryer. Your stroke watch is in the passenger seat of the truck, where your varsity coxswains are playing that game where you see how quickly you can hit "start" and "stop" in a row, with Mitch Keller (Senior) leading the pack with an on/off punch in .09 seconds.
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