A new movie starring women rowers of the Ivy League, titled "Four and a Half Weeks (That's 33 days to You)", will star Kim Basinger as a college president with a deep hatred of putting her feet on green grass, contact with unfiltered water (especially outside a lab environment), and sunlight.
Subtitled "Come Back to my Room to Do Homework, and Nothing Else," the movie includes female rowers who actually excel at both athletics and academics, infuriating Basinger's character so thoroughly that she is "fit to be tied," according to the publicity trailer.