Rumors abound that Taylor Swift has moved on from her high-profile romance with Travis Kelce, and is now romantically involved with an as-yet unnamed Olympic rower. The rower, whose name could not be determined by press time, is reputed to be a graduate of an Ivy League school, and has been named to the prospective Olympic roster.
Race organizers are bracing for an onslaught of Swifties and curious onlookers at high-profile rowing events in the next six months.
"I mean, we'll see at the Olmypic trials," said a USRowing official. "The grandstand area at Benderson park is big enough to accommodate an overflow crowd, and the trials are small enough that you could land a helicopter behind where the trailers park."
row2k could not confirm that a VIP box was hastily being constructed at Benderson so that Ms. Swift would feel at home.