Thanks to row2k.

Conditions: Sidewalks left in pristine condition. No geese were tripped over, no media people injured, and no shovel-wielding interlopers discouraged in this competition.

Results

Participant Wickets Back WWU - John "Rookie" Fuchs Winner Wisco - Mitch "Great" Dane 2 Trinity - Wes "Buy a vowel" Ng 2 UVa - Roger "Major" Payne 3 Ohio State - Joe "The Barber" Pipia 3 USC - Doug "Teabag" Thiemann 5 Michigan - Matt "Matt" LeBlanc 5 Brown - Mark "Commissioner" Schofer 5 Radcliffe - Linda "Not Harvard" Scherer DNF Yale - Joel "Paladin" Furtek DFL * Princeton - Brad "Pussycat" Woodrick DNS MSU - "Dapper" Ed Gunter DNS Cal - Sara "Coach" Nevin DNS D2 rep - Mark "Jumbo" Bedics DQ * - mallet allowed, then disallowed due to failure to make weight, then allowed again.  In the end it was too heavy to lift.