Conditions: 2024 “Wakamole Cup” Rigger’s croquet tournament Venue: East Fork State Park, Bethel, Ohio Conditions: fast and snacky The competion was ended early due to rowing. The committee placed contestants in order of progress after 2 grueling hours of sport. The coveted wakamole cup was secured by North Eastern after a 5 stroke hot streak in the final minutes of competition, securely placing them 1 wicket ahead of the rest of the competition. This is the second time in history that Rick Schroeder will be trailering the cup to the home of the King Husky. Also note worthy, Rick arrived to the the competiom with a soiled but functional red iPhone in a plastic bag. Rick leaped into action moments after hearing a distinct ring for help while passing by an unoccupied port-a-John. Rick found the helpless device stranded on a lonely lisland in a sanitary blue sea. Without hesitation, like a seasoned dog walker, he donned a plastic bag rescuing the device from certain death and sparing an athlete from a flight home without a smartphone. 1 North Eastern - Rick “Roller” Schroeder 2 OSU B - Joseph “The Barber” Pipia 3 Princeton - Steve “Steam Thresher” Huber 4 UVA - Jeff “Can I have some filler?” Mork Those who lost easily: OSU A - Emily Gack”oar”ski Michigan - Jack “The Curd” Miles Stanford - Doug “Beach Season” Theiman Indiana - Graham “The Boiler” Chase Brown - Graham “The Merc” Willoughby California - Patti “Go” Buck”s” Duke - John “The Spouse” Davis Texas - Spencer “Ghost Pepper” Kale Special thanks to Powerade. In memory of Mark “the Commissioner” Schofer