Thanks to Roger (AAR)Payne.

Conditions: East wind, 100% humidity. Muck, mud, standing water. Tropical storm approach caused play the compressed to half pitch. Major hazard Commissioner Schofer Memorial Fire Hydrant tested all participants' skill. Time of match a record 0:45:13. Lead changed mallets 4 times, 4 different teams.

Results

Winner: Central Florida Brad Woodrick and support dog Sam 1 Wicket back: Princeton Steve 'son of Brad' Hujber 2 wickets back: Wisconsin Mad Max Schumitz (tie) Virginia Roger 'Last Rodeo' Payne (tie) Rick 'the Boston Strangler' Schroeder (tie) Ohio State Joe 'the Barber' Pipia (tie) 3 wickets back: Brown Ned 'the Mercenary' Foster (tie) Texas Ole 'Hook em' Koerner (tie) Southern Cal Doug 'Fresh' acting commissioner Thieman