Proctor: "What do you see in the flames?"
Rower 1: "Volp taking a power stroke."
Rower 2: "Harry Parker's death glare."
Rower 3: "But I (thought you) need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity!
Rower 4: Crash Boom!
Correct Answer: Michael Bay directs: The Rower
NK has not worked out all the kinks from the next generation of speed coaches. That or they mixed up the parts they make for the military with this guys speedcoach.
Holding a rate of 54 through the first 1250m proved unsustainable.
Someone in the eight that just passed took the coxswain's call to "drop a bomb" a little too literally.
Someone finally got tired of hearing the Apocalypse Now quote... "I love the smell of {insert rowing cliche here} in the morning...it smells like victory"
Did you see the duck at the end... Poor little guy. He must have seen thousands of shells go by. Not once did one ever blow up. It must have scared the hell out of him. He's probably still flying!
Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported. All that was left was a little green globule on his seat, but more of a stain than a globule really.
