A group of Olympic rowing hopefuls, all members of the national fraternity Omega Omega, have petitioned the IOC to rename the Olympic Games renamed "Greek Week," and the USOC to issue toga uniforms to all teams.
"Greek Week was always so @!#$@#$ awesome, I really really really doubt the Olympic Games could beat it," said former UM oarsman Mike Whenly. "So this will combine one good event with another great one. And you gotta wear the toga; there's no point in having Greek Week if you don't wear the toga. We think the student government - I mean the IOC - will hear our plea."