Ed, you talk about the Schuylkill being frozen, but check out the Charles. I thought that standing on the middle of it last week was pretty risky (and cool), but last night there was a car stuck in the middle. Yup, right in the middle of the river near the Weeks Footbridge. Probably somebody who was driving along Storrow who said: "Hey honey, I bet its so think I can drive on it..." Next stop: tow truck with a winch to pull it off....