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Photo Poll
Ugliest Unisuit
September 21, 2009
Erik Dresser, row2k.com

Hawaiian Print on uni?

Think you know your rowing fashion? Submit your nominees today for row2k's latest photo poll: Ugliest Unisuit.

Guidelines:

  • Send a photo of the uni in question here. Photo must be of a unisuit to qualify. No trou/tank or other combination will be considered.
  • The better the image of the uni, the more likely it will get selected and the more votes it will get.
  • If the photo is a row2k photo, you can just email a link to the photo.
  • Name of the club or school
  • Year or approximate time frame
  • Description of the uni. Special consideration will be given depending on the quality of the description.
  • Nominees will be accepted through Saturday (9/26) of this week.


    We know that one person's "ugly" is another person's "eternal classic," view the finalist below and vote for your "favorite" now!

    UPDATE - Voting now complete, the Notre Dame Zebra unisuit is the winner!


    Finalists:

  • 1994 Border Patrol Rowing Club - Uni was designed by Yaz Farooq (US Team coxswain) so the US athletes would/could be identified at races overseas. The attempt was for the unisuit to represent the US flag. I am hard pressed to think of anyone on the team that did not trade that particular Uni for either Oil Rig Man's jock strap (member of the Romanian men's 8+), BELVIS' (the Belgian Elvis') tighty whitey's or Pajama man's pajama's.

  • 2008 USRowing Dev Camp Madison - Flames. Look how hot they are. Good thing there were some gold medals. Otherwise it would have been pretty embarrassing.

  • 2006 Choate Rosemary Hall - A classy, full Burberry unisuit with a stylish black "C" on the chest for Choate. Simple yet sophisticated- this IS your mother's rowing uni.

  • 2003 Belmont Hill - Belmont Hill School at Crash-Bs in 2003. They were modeled after Evans Liolin's race day hawaiian shirt, which he wore to ever race in the 2002 season.

  • 2006 Penn Lightweights - Our Louis Vuitton themed unis from the fall of 2006. Unfortunately the athletic department's sense of humor was lacking and we were only allowed to wear them for Navy Day regatta. The unis were brown and gold, we added a "P" to the iconic "LV" logo (for Penn Varsity Lightweights) and we changed the design of their geometric pattern logo to look like the penn oar pattern. The shoulder straps had lighter color fabric to evoke the leather bag handles. I'm not sure why we did those unis, I guess mainly because we could.

  • 2005 Penn Lightweights - In the fall of 2005 we did a tartan plaid unisuit, with a silver dolphin on the front. The dolphin comes from Penn's crest.

  • 2003 Princeton Men - Orange creamsicle with huge type Princeton that wrapped around the entire body.

  • 2007 Purple/Sleeved/Zippered - There are only two unisuits like this in the rowing world. The masterpeice was created by Michael Lombardi (Princeton '10). Mike saw an international team rowing with zipper, sleeved unis at Henley in 2005. In 2006, we decided to make our own version and Mike ordered two unisuits. We wore them for the first time that fall on the Schuylkill river. The unisuit is a purple, sleeved uni with a zipper on the front. The sleeves consist of a black stripe, a white stripe and what JL refers to as a "Cambridge blue."

  • 2007 Thompson Boat Center - The Thompson Boat Center junior women's A 8+ at Club Nationals, summer 2007. We planned to just practice in these funky unicorn-evoking unis, but when the team's JL shipment (containing the official maroon and navy TBC unis) was delayed, we had to race in these for our heat. Our coach said the unisuits were so hideous we had to win the heat, or jump out of the boat in shame when we crossed the finish line--so we went on to win our heat by 34 seconds, win our semifinal by 7 seconds, and lead our final wire-to-wire. Those hideous unis really were magical!

  • 2004 Princeton Women - Full body tiger print with matching JL striped long sleeved.

  • 2007 West Side Rowing Club - These are the Tuxedo Uni's from the 2007 West Side Rowing Club Lightweights.

  • 2009 Yankee Unisuit - From the row2k photo of the day, With opening day this week and the opening of the new Yankee Stadium, I thought this was most appropriate. I custom ordered the uni from JL with pinstripes, and then I sewed the NY on front and an MLB logo on the center back.

  • 2009 Notre Dame - Notre Dame's Custom-Designed Safari Uni features the ND blue and gold up the side, but the main attraction is the wild zebra print that reflects ostentatious originality as well a honed instinct to blend together and leave all other crews in their wake.

    Row2k Polls

    Photo Poll - Ugliest Unisuit

    2696 Votes

    2009 Notre Dame - Zebra
    19.5%
    2006 Choate Rosemary Hall - Burberry
    13.8%
    2003 Belmont Hill - Hawaiian
    11.2%
    2007 Thompson Boat Center
    11.2%
    2007 Purple/Sleeved/Zippered
    10.3%
    2004 Princeton Women - Tiger Stripe
    6.8%
    2009 Yankee Unisuit
    6.1%
    2007 West Side Rowing Club - Tuxedo
    5.3%
    2006 Penn LW - Louis Vuitton
    5.1%
    1994 Border Patrol Rowing Club
    3.7%
    2005 Penn LW - Tartan Plaid
    3.3%
    2008 USRowing Dev Camp Madison
    2.3%
    2003 Princeton Men - Orange Creamsicle
    1.3%
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    Comments

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    gdarrah99
    09/29/2009  10:40:08 PM
    Although currently in the lead, I can't vote for the Notre Dame unis because of lack of originality. Although it doesn't qualify for this poll, my 2005 HOCR outfit looks strikingly familiar (and about 4 years more original). http://tinyurl.com/2005zebra 


    (unknown)
    09/30/2009  11:06:39 PM
    I sincerely doubt that ND's novice were copying your design...



    leebur28
    09/29/2009  7:58:59 PM
    2007 TBC unis were a copy of 2006 NHRC unis...which were sick and included a scull and cross bown crest. as won canadian henley in the sr b 8.


    aegeorge
    10/01/2009  1:06:02 PM
    Were those 'words' and 'sentences' really written by a Yale graduate?



    marsharows
    09/29/2009  7:28:11 PM
    I mean really the Burberry & the Louis Vitton......I agree with the comment about true poor taste is not manufactured like the cute attempts at a tux, or the designer copies (might I find them on Canal Street in Manhattan "verrry cheap for you today" ). The Border Patrol was real, not a joke. Yaz is a great Cox, maybe not a great uni designer.....my vote goes there......


    midge
    09/29/2009  6:19:58 PM
    The Choate Burberry uni is horrific. It makes my stomach turn.


    Greenman
    09/29/2009  8:43:09 AM
    How are the 2004 PennLightweights not finalists? The polka dots were the landing page for this whole debate.


    M Rubin
    09/29/2009  7:00:56 AM
    One more thing about the 1994 BP uni -- some of the other ugly uni's were at least supposed to be funny. Some of the best humor is completely unintentional.


    (unknown)
    09/29/2009  1:30:01 PM
    Good point. Deliberately ugly and inadvertently ugly are very different.



    M Rubin
    09/29/2009  6:57:10 AM
    this isn't even close. The Border Patrol uni is one of the worst in a long line of tasteless, hideously ugly, campy, trashy, clownish uniforms exhibited by US teams from a multitude of sports (track and field remaining by far a greater offender than rowing). The Border Patrol uni challenges Olympic opening ceremony outfits designed by Sears, Roebuck for the title of worst uniform in any sport . . . ever.


    (unknown)
    09/29/2009  6:43:12 AM
    The Yankee pinstripes? BEAUTIFUL (I still want one of those, #7 on the back). But some of the others--- how to choose? There are several that could easily win...


    (unknown)
    09/28/2009  9:47:26 PM
    Was that Louis Vuitton unisuit expensive? because I'd really like one


    Zoarsman12
    09/28/2009  1:10:53 PM
    The Notre Dame suits were mentioned in row2k's coverage of the 2009 San Diego Crew Classic.


    movinboats
    09/28/2009  12:36:25 PM
    Quit hatin on the pinstripes all you bitter Boston fans. That's a beautiful uni


    ChunkfromHC
    09/28/2009  11:12:24 AM
    Neglecting the Spectrum of Speed? faux pas Row2k. each of those uniforms alone could win for the ugliest uni. Combined, well, let's be honest.


    Dockgoose
    09/29/2009  8:40:23 AM
    I'm with ChunkfromHC. The Riverside uni is torn straight from late 19th century fashion. The Hobart purple/orange one looks like a Halloween pumpkin project that was forgotten in a cellar until mid-April. You need a shoebox pinhole projector to look at that pink uni, since staring directly at it causes retinal damage. And the white/candycane Florence Rowing Club uni? Although it's admittedly beautiful, do I need to spell out exactly what happens to an unlined white unisuit when it gets damp? That photo represents the pantheon of questionable uni design, hands down.



    (unknown)
    09/28/2009  11:06:12 AM
    haters...


    Dockgoose
    09/26/2009  2:08:24 PM
    The 4 in the banner photo? They are a Spectrum of Speed.


    krattie
    09/26/2009  1:34:55 PM
    The facial expression says it all, having to look at that pattern on the guy in front.


    movinboats
    09/23/2009  1:40:05 PM
    Chaminade- fast delivery


    jb
    09/22/2009  1:13:24 PM
    I shutter to think what those poor guys look like standing. Who designed that?!


    Larz
    09/22/2009  9:48:34 AM
    If I had to wear a uni like that I'd grimace and close my eyes too.


    (unknown)
    09/21/2009  5:53:08 PM
    all I know is that the Chaminade high school uni looks like a booth at McDonald's



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