Returns on row2k's request for frosh 2006 racing tee slogans:
(thanks to Katherine A. Davison)
Professor Payne is in the house
(thanks to Cole Bonner)
"I Am A Great Big Hairy American Winning Machine"
(from Taladega Nights)
Miscellaneous seen at the Belly:
"Get ugly early"
"Dwight's Army of Champions"