1. An Empacher - bright yellow so Dick Cheney doesn't shoot you.
2. A Resolute - sleek black carbon fiber so that if Dick Cheney shoots you, he'll think it's classified and keep it a secret.
3. A Hudson - so that if Dick Cheney shoots you, he can claim you were on Canadian property and detain you at Guantanamo till after the election.
4. A WinTech - since the new models have self-bailers and Dick Cheney seems to have a problem with leaks.
:-) all in good fun. This is how the brain entertains itself during a 25K erg piece.
Anybody have any others they want to post?
Nereid Boat Club, USA